It's just water until you piss in it. The urinal cakes are great for scrubbing the arm pits and perineum.
YKYDW....
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Through production, transportation and sale your drinking habit roughly feeds fifteen middle class families
Drink!
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You wake up so dehydrated that your gums are bleeding.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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It takes about a third of a bottle to get you out of your daily hangover funk.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I always feel defeated when I fail to finish a bottle!
And YKYDW you accidentally, and inevitably, have a swig out of the bottle you use to piss in and think "damn it, the scoundrel at the store sold me watered-down booze"
And YKYDW you accidentally, and inevitably, have a swig out of the bottle you use to piss in and think "damn it, the scoundrel at the store sold me watered-down booze"
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Your doctor tried his very best but it turned out to be impossible to give you a proper anal-exam with that bottle of pernot in the way
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You know you are drunk when you enter a room with a mirrored wall and take the wrong turn. Excuse me sir, you're standing in my way. Wait! that's me. Holy shit! The shame of it all!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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YKYDW
You can navigate through a dozen cities via bars
You can navigate through a dozen cities via bars
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You have trouble speaking your native tongue.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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In first grade your parents had to hire your own personal bartender beacause they couldn`t keep up with your drinking
Drink!
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Aged 18 you were the first person with a BAC over 0.500 that didn`t fly to the moon
Drink!
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While slaying the rest of a bottle, you do weightlifting exercises with the runners-ups: shoulder press, bicep curl.
Remember to exhale.
Remember to exhale.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.