YKYDW....
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Re: YKYDW....
You fall down and can't get up. Nothing funny about that. That is not the modern drunkard way, you know.
There was a young guy that used to drink at the local pub who did that. He was so obese, when he walked his arms were almost a 90deg. angle because his belly was so large. He got totally trashed one day and when he left he fell down on the sidewalk outside and couldn't get up. The bartender eventually saw him and helped him up but also gave him the big '86'. He died not too long after.
There was a young guy that used to drink at the local pub who did that. He was so obese, when he walked his arms were almost a 90deg. angle because his belly was so large. He got totally trashed one day and when he left he fell down on the sidewalk outside and couldn't get up. The bartender eventually saw him and helped him up but also gave him the big '86'. He died not too long after.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: YKYDW....
You consider frozen pizza deluxe dining.
A six pack makes it a value meal.
A bottle of hooch makes it flat out luxurious
A six pack makes it a value meal.
A bottle of hooch makes it flat out luxurious
Drink!
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Re: YKYDW....
When you get in your car to go home and think you are in a spaceship and set it to warp speed!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: YKYDW....
Your barten... doctor recieved very bad results recently:
- low alcohol pressure
- empty wallet
- growing, not ending thirst
- liver swelling
- incoherent jabbering
- Sammy Davis Jr. playing on youtube
Yes, you`re a desperate drunk
- low alcohol pressure
- empty wallet
- growing, not ending thirst
- liver swelling
- incoherent jabbering
- Sammy Davis Jr. playing on youtube
Yes, you`re a desperate drunk
Drink!
Re: YKYDW....
You think counting the drinks you`ve had is silly and you lost count at 56 two nights ago anyway
Drink!
Re: YKYDW....
You think Beethoven is a kick ass beer and the ode to joy is about smoking a lot of crack
Drink!
Re: YKYDW....
You think the prohibition was just a very well thought out ad-campaigne for your favorite drinks like moonchine, everclear and pruno
Drink!
Re: YKYDW....
your driver`s liscence might have been revoked, but you can still operate a chopper, easily
Drink!
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Re: YKYDW....
That had to be me. My medical records are no longer private!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: YKYDW....
Haha
Drink!