The Anti-Bucket List - Stuff we never want to do again
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The Anti-Bucket List - Stuff we never want to do again
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I'll start with the simple and obvious. I will never drink MD 2020 or any of that crappy type schtuff again.
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On that note, I also will never again take a shot of anything whiskey related.
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Never again will I eat 3 corn dogs, a bag of mini-donuts, slam a 40oz. of Olde English then go on the state fair midway ride called The Zipper.
Also, think I’m done shooting at full propane tanks with the .300 Winchester magnum, or anything else.
Also, think I’m done shooting at full propane tanks with the .300 Winchester magnum, or anything else.
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I am totally done with The Zipper.
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Re: The Anti-Bucket List - Stuff we never want to do again
I've made too many dumb choices to say that I'll never say never again.
But I sincerely hope I don't ever drink MD2020, OE800 or Natty Ice again.
But I sincerely hope I don't ever drink MD2020, OE800 or Natty Ice again.
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Where wisdom and stupidity become Oroborosity?scream ale wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 5:53 pmI've made too many dumb choices to say that I'll never say never again.
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Re: The Anti-Bucket List - Stuff we never want to do again
Being nice to a friend and going to a concert of a band you really dislike
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Go on a date with Jimmy Lester.
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You actually went on a date with him? Did he take you to go see Top Gun?
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Yes, yes, and then to Applebee's and I had a strawberry margarita.
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I am totally done with The Zipper.
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Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Jan 29, 2022 11:31 amThose anti bucketlisters are bagging on the incredibly safe Zipper. Yes folks, it's one of the best rides ever invented. I have been known to pull off the freeway at the sight of one of those glorious, towering beasts of ingenious engineering, just to to go one or two quick spins around the phallic-shaped internal track. For those unfamiliar with the best god-damned ride ever made, imagine a ferris wheel that is not circular. Instead, it is oblong. Like a ferris wheel, it contains a hub, on which the ride turns. But that's only the beginning. The "cars," in which you sit, are all attached to a chain-driven track, which moves around the perimeter of the already spinning oblong wheel. But that's not all. Each car spins independently too. And the riders have a break which controls the independent spin. An experienced rider can use the break to time an incredible five-spin somersault just as the car reaches the outside edge of the chain track turn.
Another fantastic thing about this marvel of ingenuity is that it is typically set up in about an hour by meth heads which amazing prison tattoos and a poor dental plan.
Don't knock the Zipper, man.
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Re: The Anti-Bucket List - Stuff we never want to do again
Drink anything plum-related
Watch another Meryl Streep movie
Watch another Meryl Streep movie
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