Things that are WRONG!
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I saw that pic and my soul almost left my body.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Non alcoholic "cocktails" if it's non alcoholic, it's not a cocktail
and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)
and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)
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Gonna combine those two into an even greater wrongness called the Bjorktail. It’s what they serve in hell.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 4:06 pmNon alcoholic "cocktails" if it's non alcoholic, it's not a cocktail
and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)
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Your apologies will only fall deaf upon German ears. They will blitzkrieg you anyway with thunfisch pizzas and reruns of ALF.
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 1:50 am
https://www.ichkoche.at/thunfischpizza-rezept-157170
Dude...save the spooky shit for October.
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The horror!Badfellow wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 4:19 pmGonna combine those two into an even greater wrongness called the Bjorktail. It’s what they serve in hell.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 4:06 pmNon alcoholic "cocktails" if it's non alcoholic, it's not a cocktail
and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)
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Could be worse with that canned tuna and gouda pizza.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 6:56 pmThe horror!Badfellow wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 4:19 pmGonna combine those two into an even greater wrongness called the Bjorktail. It’s what they serve in hell.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 4:06 pmNon alcoholic "cocktails" if it's non alcoholic, it's not a cocktail
and then there's the insane Icelandic Pixie, (AKA Bjork)
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My fucking god!!! can you imagine eternity, drinking non-alcoholic "cocktails eating canned tunafish and gouda pizza with Bjork playing nonstop!!??Badfellow wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 7:03 pmCould be worse with that canned tuna and gouda pizza.
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‘"The Los Angeles Times" wrote:Opening this week in Brentwood is the chic new pop-up Café Helvíti, an Icelandic themed bistro specializing in non-alcoholic cocktails and the music of the highly misunderstood and reviled artist Bjork. The menu looks downright atrocious with over 14 different types of hand-tossed pizza, all of them tuna fish and gouda themed, as well as various Icelandic delicacies such as cod sperm, fermented shark an gelatinized eel snot. Spotted table side on opening night was none other than fashionista and fascist dictator Adolph Hitler who was heard to comment "I am truly in hell".
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Don't knock Oett's favorite things in the universe.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 12:47 pm
My fucking god!!! can you imagine eternity, drinking non-alcoholic "cocktails eating canned tunafish and gouda pizza with Bjork playing nonstop!!??
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Right, and both are beautiful to look at also.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 3:19 pmDon't knock Oett's favorite things in the universe.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 12:47 pm
My fucking god!!! can you imagine eternity, drinking non-alcoholic "cocktails eating canned tunafish and gouda pizza with Bjork playing nonstop!!??
What`s the difference between Bjork and tuna pizza? One you take out the oven when you think it`s done
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Um, your dog likes to bjork a lot. And you also listen to ABBA. The wrongness compounds.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Jun 04, 2022 8:19 pmRight, and both are beautiful to look at also.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 3:19 pmDon't knock Oett's favorite things in the universe.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Fri Jun 03, 2022 12:47 pm
My fucking god!!! can you imagine eternity, drinking non-alcoholic "cocktails eating canned tunafish and gouda pizza with Bjork playing nonstop!!??
What`s the difference between Bjork and tuna pizza? One you take out the oven when you think it`s done
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Here’s a youtubez video of 5 nightmare cocktails actually ordered by customers. After watching this, I know you’re headed straight to the bar to order a Malört Dill Aquavit Sour.
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