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Stendhal
Lord of Benders
Posts: 414 Joined: Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:53 am
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by Stendhal » Fri Jun 10, 2022 6:52 pm
When you call any bottle under half a gallon a fun-sized bottle.
Everything in moderation, including moderation
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14345 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Jun 11, 2022 9:23 am
Stendhal wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 10, 2022 6:52 pm
under half a gallon a fun-sized bottle.
yeah, I played with that sorry ass shit in the sandbox
...you consider a bottle being emptied in front of you emotional abuse
Drink!
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3289 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Sun Jun 19, 2022 9:51 pm
Your local joints don't recognize you not -hungover.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:06 pm
You have dreams about going to the liquor store.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:32 pm
The more you drink, the more you think, and the dumber you get with every swing
After 10 longdrinks you`re pretty sure you can operate an aircraft-carrier, a submarine and the space shuttle. But how the heck do I not spill this two sips of leftover magarita in my lap
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sat Jul 09, 2022 6:46 pm
Your favorite bar only serves you drinks in papercups
Your favorite bar serves you 100% alcohol because they like you and you hate watered down drinks
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sun Jul 31, 2022 9:11 pm
You can see future weekends, they look eh... randomly familiar
Drink!
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3289 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Wed Aug 10, 2022 5:16 pm
You don't feel "normal" until you've had a few drams.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14345 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Aug 13, 2022 1:20 pm
You come home from a holiday to get really drunk
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14345 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:41 pm
Your local liquor store offers you personalized gallons and more deals
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14345 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:44 pm
There`s a Nascar that advertises your favorite drink, only for you
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sat Aug 20, 2022 6:48 pm
The more you think about it, the more it makes sense. It was indeed god telling you to drink those 20 beers before going out
Drink!
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3289 Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am
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by Nausea » Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:48 pm
Your liver has won multiple Olympic gold medals in the drunkathlon.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14345 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger » Sat Sep 17, 2022 8:45 am
Nausea wrote: ↑ Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:48 pm
Your liver has won multiple Olympic gold medals in the drunkathlon.
But it had to be entered in the horse race competiton, to make it an even field for betters
Drink!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
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by oettinger » Sat Sep 17, 2022 4:31 pm
Your pet`s wet food contains 80 percent fermented grain liquid and 20 percent ashtray.
You share a bowl
Drink!