Imagine all the advantages of being Canadian but without actually having to live in Canada.
Think aboot it. You can listen to Rush as much as you want, go fishing for walleyes, smoke weed on the olympic snowboard team and tell other folks to go fuck themselves in a polite and civil manner. And instead of pints, you get to drink liters of beer! But, of course, without having to pay ridiculous Canadian prices for your hooch ‘cause ya don’t actually live in Canada, eh.
With a little effort and the right parka, you too could go Canuck. See you buncha hosers at Tim Horton’s.
I’m converting to Canadian, eh
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I’m converting to Canadian, eh
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Re: I’m converting to Canadian, eh
do Canadians not use pints?Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 11:09 amImagine all the advantages of being Canadian but without actually having to live in Canada.
Think aboot it. You can listen to Rush as much as you want, go fishing for walleyes, smoke weed on the olympic snowboard team and tell other folks to go fuck themselves in a polite and civil manner. And instead of pints, you get to drink liters of beer! But, of course, without having to pay ridiculous Canadian prices for your hooch ‘cause ya don’t actually live in Canada, eh.
With a little effort and the right parka, you too could go Canuck. See you buncha hosers at Tim Horton’s.
i mean real imperial ones not those gay ass sissy ones you yanks use.
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Re: I’m converting to Canadian, eh
Who, sir, are you calling a gay ass sissy yank? As a new convert to Canadianism, I am a loyal subject of the Dominion fully committed to use of the metric system. I also speak Québécois with a very snarky and condescending accent if you’d care to be impugned.benitobeast69 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 2:07 pmdo Canadians not use pints?Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 11:09 amImagine all the advantages of being Canadian but without actually having to live in Canada.
Think aboot it. You can listen to Rush as much as you want, go fishing for walleyes, smoke weed on the olympic snowboard team and tell other folks to go fuck themselves in a polite and civil manner. And instead of pints, you get to drink liters of beer! But, of course, without having to pay ridiculous Canadian prices for your hooch ‘cause ya don’t actually live in Canada, eh.
With a little effort and the right parka, you too could go Canuck. See you buncha hosers at Tim Horton’s.
i mean real imperial ones not those gay ass sissy ones you yanks use.
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Re: I’m converting to Canadian, eh
In all seriousness why are pints bigger in Europe?
This is America everything is supposed to be larger than necessary, yet the beer is puny.
This is America everything is supposed to be larger than necessary, yet the beer is puny.
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I'm a straight ass sissy yank thank you very much.
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568ml GOD BLESS THE FUCKING KING!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's ilegal for a pub to sell you beer in less than that unless you order a half. literally banned by law. GOD SAVE THE FUCKING KING!
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^^^ good to know there are some countries with sensible alcohol laws.
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Re: I’m converting to Canadian, eh
you can still order a ken barlow (half pint measure made famous by ken barlow a famous British soap character,) but it's heavily frowned upon...people would look down on you heavily. in my 20 years of legal drinking and 3-4 years of illegal drinking i think ive seen less than 5 kens barlows poured.
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Re: I’m converting to Canadian, eh
I still want buy the island, nut hadn't thought about Canada
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Re: I’m converting to Canadian, eh
Oh yeah? Well, I thought you were already a hoser, eh. So if you’re a German hoser, does that make you a lederhoser?
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Re: I’m converting to Canadian, eh
If you want to buy land in Canada as a non-Canadian, you have until January 1, 2023 to make your purchases. They recently passed the Non-Canucker/Hoser Landowner Act or some such jabber-jawed pifflecock.
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Re: I’m converting to Canadian, eh
might have some German in me and I've been to Canada
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