Maybe I'm just paranoid, but it seems as if the world has started treating me differently since I quit my job and became a full time drunk. I don't cut my hair as often, don't shower/shampoo/shave as often, and wear the same dirty clothes as long as I can. I had foodstains on my jacket or about a month before I finally washed it.
A couple of weeks ago the clerk at the grocery deli told me the line was "over there" when I asked for my chicken. There is no line at that deli, there never has been, and even if there was a line, there was only one other person there and she was already being served. The guy refused to serve me, walking away saying something like "apologito amigo." Just a few seconds earlier he had been happily talking with the customer he was serving.
Then today at a restaurant that I've been going to for years, the owner who used to cheerfully serve me before I quit my job, now literally just drops my order on my table without a word.
Both of these times I was hungover and shaky and my hair smashed up from passing out motionless in my bed for several hours. I guess I give off some inner stink or repulsiveness now.
Or maybe I'm just paranoid.
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Went skiing today since we figured there wouldn't be many people on the mountain. Confirmed.
I only lasted about 2.5 hours though before my legs started to give out. Is there some kind of cardio I can do that involves Scotch?
I only lasted about 2.5 hours though before my legs started to give out. Is there some kind of cardio I can do that involves Scotch?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I got my pee pee smacked by HR for verbally abusing a line lead who was incapable of doing his job because no one ever told him the difference between the leading edge of a detergent bottle versus the trailing edge. So I said let me explain this to you like I would an idiot or a fucking 3 year old. At which point he started to storm off in the middle of the explanation. I may have let fly a few choice words towards him as he stomped off.
Gonna need a few tonight.
Gonna need a few tonight.
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Called to complain to the asian delivery restaurant: We never got our spring-rolls!!!
When the dude showed up with another pack I realised the bag sitting in the hallway already.
He did too. Awkward. Free rolls though so what the fuck, yummy
When the dude showed up with another pack I realised the bag sitting in the hallway already.
He did too. Awkward. Free rolls though so what the fuck, yummy
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Woke up way too early, too much pizza and wings for my birthday lunch, not too much beer yet though. Cheers people.
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Happy birthday, Scream.
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Happy belated birthday, Scream, cheers!
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Too much pizza and wings sounds like a great start to your birthday weekend. Cheers to another year!scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jan 28, 2023 5:28 pmWoke up way too early, too much pizza and wings for my birthday lunch, not too much beer yet though. Cheers people.
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This drink is on scream!
I`ll mind-send you some of my buzz
I`ll mind-send you some of my buzz
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Happy Beerthday Scream
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Dad broke his ankle yesterday. Slipped on the ice and he hadn’t even been drinking yet.
I drove him into regional health care today to have it x-rayed and confirm the fact that he did indeed fuck it up. I knew it would be a long wait. So I packed my laptop and an 8 ounce flask of dark rum to go with the complimentary coffee. Managed to bang out 7 pages in 3 hours, and no one seemed to mind the flask other than myself when it was gone.
Here’s to not breaking an ankle or anything else.
I drove him into regional health care today to have it x-rayed and confirm the fact that he did indeed fuck it up. I knew it would be a long wait. So I packed my laptop and an 8 ounce flask of dark rum to go with the complimentary coffee. Managed to bang out 7 pages in 3 hours, and no one seemed to mind the flask other than myself when it was gone.
Here’s to not breaking an ankle or anything else.
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May he have a speedy recovery!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.