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Sunday
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Re: Sunday
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Re: Sunday
Skol rrarrrgh rarr, dat rämbö is loudslar is evarr. Rgnörar et vokarr likörr yum yum. Snuff!²
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- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
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Re: Sunday
It's Friday. Fuck Sunday. That is all.
Re: Sunday
^^^ And yet here we are again Scream,
today I want to talk about sports hatred,
since my teams kinda suck I take great joy seeing other teams and/or sports personalities fail.
Seeing LeBron James (whom I hate) and his Lakers team (who disgust me to no end) get beaten by Denver to go down 0 - 3 just made my day. Figure me delighted.
Other sports things I vigorously hate:
Real Madrid
Manchester United
Christiano Ronaldo
...
Chime in please. Let the sports hate grab you another drink
Cheers
today I want to talk about sports hatred,
since my teams kinda suck I take great joy seeing other teams and/or sports personalities fail.
Seeing LeBron James (whom I hate) and his Lakers team (who disgust me to no end) get beaten by Denver to go down 0 - 3 just made my day. Figure me delighted.
Other sports things I vigorously hate:
Real Madrid
Manchester United
Christiano Ronaldo
...
Chime in please. Let the sports hate grab you another drink
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
some asshole buck bit me last night. My hand is swollen like hell.
You`d think that drinking helps. Nope it swells more and more.
Fuck it. I`ll drink it away somehow
Cheers
some asshole buck bit me last night. My hand is swollen like hell.
You`d think that drinking helps. Nope it swells more and more.
Fuck it. I`ll drink it away somehow
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drunks,
why oh why monday morning?
As a landlord I sometimes have to deal with other companies that can fix stuff I`m not able to.
For whatever reason they always have to tell me they`ll be there on monday freaking morning. I have to be present because I have the keys to some of the flats they need to get into. The tennants are at work or on vacation.
Never will they say tuesday afternoon. Nope fucking monday morning, every damn time!
I`ll try to get drunk very quickly and pass out early enough I guess.
Cheers
why oh why monday morning?
As a landlord I sometimes have to deal with other companies that can fix stuff I`m not able to.
For whatever reason they always have to tell me they`ll be there on monday freaking morning. I have to be present because I have the keys to some of the flats they need to get into. The tennants are at work or on vacation.
Never will they say tuesday afternoon. Nope fucking monday morning, every damn time!
I`ll try to get drunk very quickly and pass out early enough I guess.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
is it possible to sleep in such a weird drunk twisted way that you brake bones while being passed out?
My foot is saying "yes of course!"
Prosit, let`s break the other one too
is it possible to sleep in such a weird drunk twisted way that you brake bones while being passed out?
My foot is saying "yes of course!"
Prosit, let`s break the other one too
Drink!
- scream ale
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Re: Sunday
^^^ I passed out in an odd position and fucked up my neck. Sucked serious shit.
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday wastedroids,
mother nature is a bitch. We were sitting on our balcony enyoing some brunch cocktails and suddenly witnessing one of our cats toying with a poor little mouse in the neighbours yard. That helpless rodent must`ve been in terror. Beaten, bloody, paralyzed, eyes poked out still running away only to be clawed again. Not a fast and easy way to go out for sure. There`s a reason some folks don`t watch national geoGRAPHIC on TV.
What about you, can you stomach the brutality of life?
Cheers
mother nature is a bitch. We were sitting on our balcony enyoing some brunch cocktails and suddenly witnessing one of our cats toying with a poor little mouse in the neighbours yard. That helpless rodent must`ve been in terror. Beaten, bloody, paralyzed, eyes poked out still running away only to be clawed again. Not a fast and easy way to go out for sure. There`s a reason some folks don`t watch national geoGRAPHIC on TV.
What about you, can you stomach the brutality of life?
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drunks,
on the drunk skype call last night I came up with a question:
What describes hot weather booze the best between warm rum - carribean, warm tequila - mexico, warm whisky - west texas?
I don`t remember the answers since I have a gaping black hole in my memory.
What would ya say epitomes hot weather hooch the most?
Cheers
on the drunk skype call last night I came up with a question:
What describes hot weather booze the best between warm rum - carribean, warm tequila - mexico, warm whisky - west texas?
I don`t remember the answers since I have a gaping black hole in my memory.
What would ya say epitomes hot weather hooch the most?
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good morning sunday drunks,
I`ve adressed this issue before: why do I wake up when I`m still dead tired?
Shouldn`t I relax since it`s sunday and nap another three hours?
Nope, my mind is up and lets me know about the stupid things I need to deal with next week. Well ok then I go, I`ll have a morning cocktail and shut the mind up!
Rest well fellow intoxicants, Cheers
I`ve adressed this issue before: why do I wake up when I`m still dead tired?
Shouldn`t I relax since it`s sunday and nap another three hours?
Nope, my mind is up and lets me know about the stupid things I need to deal with next week. Well ok then I go, I`ll have a morning cocktail and shut the mind up!
Rest well fellow intoxicants, Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good evening sunday drunks,
how come mosquitos like my blood way better than AD`s?
Am I more fruity?
I hope those bloodsuckers are getting drunk from eating me atleast.
Cheers
how come mosquitos like my blood way better than AD`s?
Am I more fruity?
I hope those bloodsuckers are getting drunk from eating me atleast.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday drunks,
today I have heartburn. Not eating and drinking tequila mixed with bloodorange didn`t help.
That`s all.
Cheers everyone!
today I have heartburn. Not eating and drinking tequila mixed with bloodorange didn`t help.
That`s all.
Cheers everyone!
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Good afternoon sunday fucks,
I always laughed at my father being at war with the mole.
Not that it`s my garden I start to understand. It`s The Mole-Wars.
I can`t get rid of that fucker. Any suggestions aside from Zyclon B or Dynamite?
I guess I have to drink more and not care.
Cheers
I always laughed at my father being at war with the mole.
Not that it`s my garden I start to understand. It`s The Mole-Wars.
I can`t get rid of that fucker. Any suggestions aside from Zyclon B or Dynamite?
I guess I have to drink more and not care.
Cheers
Drink!
Re: Sunday
Some of those chlorine tablets they have for shocking a swimming pool. place it just inside the entrance to the hole and add water. I've heard that it creates chlorine gas that is heavier than air and will travel the tunnels settling in low areas. then choke the little asshole out. Could be urban myth. May be true. Never tested it,
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice