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I loved our first drunkard convention. I made an ass of myself by having to be carried upstairs by Grumpy. A security guy at the Stardust asked G if the woman slung over his shoulder was his wife. Of course, he answered truthfully. " Yeah, she's my wife. Why the hell ese would I be dragging her ass upstairs?" That was my first Vegas visit. Later, my stepdaughter got married there, to a jarhead POS. We rode in a limousine and drove around the town and there were so many little wedding chapels. No wonder my brother got sucked into to his abusive marriage. We ate at a place called Gallaghers. The steak was delicious, the wine was good, but the only good side there is the baked potato. The asparagus was the size of saplings
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My cats' wet food smells like what I remember beef flavor Ramen smelling like.
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Women-repelling outfits. For example, I cannot imagine my dad wearing such hideous garb. Is one of those guys Tom Selleck?Savage wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 2:05 amHoly crap. Those guys are totally JCPENNEY catalog models. They are wearing the garment equivalent of of a mullet.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 4:21 amSpring is in the air, gents. Time to get your Easter outfits!
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I effin hate dealing with wet cat food, especially the shit that looks like shredded fish. Grosses me out. It looks like the tuna Germans put on pizza, I won't do it. I leave oett to clean up that aftermath.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jun 24, 2023 9:28 pmMy cats' wet food smells like what I remember beef flavor Ramen smelling like.
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Well here's the thing. If Tom Selleck was wearing it with an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, it wouldn't be so women-repelling. But yes I agree, if a dude trying to score on women dressed like that, he might as well advertise he has a wife, children, and an STD. Throw those white walking socks in...ain't gonna happen.Savage wrote: ↑Mon Jun 26, 2023 4:15 amWomen-repelling outfits. For example, I cannot imagine my dad wearing such hideous garb. Is one of those guys Tom Selleck?Savage wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 2:05 amHoly crap. Those guys are totally JCPENNEY catalog models. They are wearing the garment equivalent of of a mullet.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 4:21 amSpring is in the air, gents. Time to get your Easter outfits!
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I saw those guys at Hardee’s once. Their names are Gene and Tito. They were yodeling and hitting on some girls in bikinis with their walking socks pulled up to their nutsacks. Might have been a Smurf involved.
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Sisters Florence and Susie Friermuth arrested for moonshining during the Prohibition, 1921. Eff yeah, sistahs! You be you! I wonder if they ever shot anybody...
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Ever wonder what it would be like if you made sausage with Malört and Four Loko?
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The funny voices you make sometimesBadfellow wrote: ↑Tue Jun 27, 2023 5:24 pmEver wonder what it would be like if you made sausage with Malört and Four Loko?
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Jun 27, 2023 7:40 amSisters Florence and Susie Friermuth arrested for moonshining during the Prohibition, 1921. Eff yeah, sistahs! You be you! I wonder if
Both kick ass, left is distilling hotter stuff though
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