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I look like a Robbie Coltrane "Mini Me" with Robert Carlyle's teeth.
It's crap being Scottish...
It's crap being Scottish...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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i never said i agreed. i really have to learn how to post pic's. i got some good 'unsChelsea40ozBondage! wrote: + = DPAW?
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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:( Nooooo... buck up, little camper. Plenty of lovely girls have round faces.
Could it be that you're just Irish? I have a big fukkin head too. Conan O'Brien was always talking about his, finally I asked my grandma if we were part Irish. She looked at me amazed and said, "How did you know that?" Well turns out my Grandfather with a German last name was half Irish, he just didn't really talk about it. My siblings all have big fukkin Irish heads too. The mighty livers are a toss-up, but enormous head size is definitely a manifestation of our Irish heritage. Even Tina Yothers would be envious.
Could it be that you're just Irish? I have a big fukkin head too. Conan O'Brien was always talking about his, finally I asked my grandma if we were part Irish. She looked at me amazed and said, "How did you know that?" Well turns out my Grandfather with a German last name was half Irish, he just didn't really talk about it. My siblings all have big fukkin Irish heads too. The mighty livers are a toss-up, but enormous head size is definitely a manifestation of our Irish heritage. Even Tina Yothers would be envious.
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look at it, it's like spuutnik, a giant orange on a toothpick. heed, fetch me pants.
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
colonel sanders
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8ERHQN
i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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I gots a big cherubic Pollak face. The only person I resemble in any way is Audie Murphey. But he was a 40s/50s guy, so no one knows him.
"Oops there goes another year - there goes another pint of beer."
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
"I drank one and it turned to four. On the floor and I drank more. Now I'm never seeing you again!"
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"Float away! Float away like a fairy! G'wan try yer mother's bra on while at it!"deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:look at it, it's like spuutnik, a giant orange on a toothpick. heed, fetch me pants.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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"Piper doon! There's a piper doon in the kitchen!"
"Dinae fuss. He's just pished!"
"Dinae fuss. He's just pished!"
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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It is certainly better than the alternatives...TARTANSPECIAL wrote:Tut tut palinka, personally i love being Scottish.Palinka wrote:I look like a Robbie Coltrane "Mini Me" with Robert Carlyle's teeth.
It's crap being Scottish...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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