O.k kids
the first one is for a drunken sweet, it's a doddle, to start you all off easy
Take some sponge cake, put in a dish. Pour in some vodka and some brandy, the measures here are to your own taste :twisted:
Soak the sponge, as much booze as it will take.
pour some custard on top, totally cover it. Finish off with some brandy cream. Voila!!! you now have the booziest trifle you can have.
A piss up in a bowl :roll:
THE FIRST RECIPE
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THE FIRST RECIPE
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.
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Sounds great!
"Your getting drunk again!"
"No I'm not, just eating desert!"
"Your getting drunk again!"
"No I'm not, just eating desert!"
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Now where the hell did I put that last can of beer?
And why the hell does my ass hurt so much?
And why the hell does my ass hurt so much?
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Hell, if I ever go to a bar and there is some girl with a can of bud shoved up her snatch, I'm definately buying her a drink.Savage Swiller wrote:Lucky, I've seen that "chick" She was sitting on a barstool at our local dive, Chappies, hoping some guy would pay for her drink. All the guys around her gently wafted away to another dimension until she found her purse, hah!
Ok, I'll go sit in the corner again.
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Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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Lemmy's got a time out!!!UnkleLemmy wrote:Hell, if I ever go to a bar and there is some girl with a can of bud shoved up her snatch, I'm definately buying here a drink.Savage Swiller wrote:Lucky, I've seen that "chick" She was sitting on a barstool at our local dive, Chappies, hoping some guy would pay for her drink. All the guys around her gently wafted away to another dimension until she found her purse, hah!
Ok, I'll go sit in the croner again.
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!
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What a gentleman! He'd buy a drink for a woman who had it falling out of her!
Wow. I'd just stare and say "Cool!" a lot until she slapped me or something good came on the TV.
Wow. I'd just stare and say "Cool!" a lot until she slapped me or something good came on the TV.
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.
methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.