Drinking Skills You Have Perfected
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Drinking Skills You Have Perfected
My personal favorite is drinking two at a time. I've got 2 versions, one with bottles (splitting the difference) and one with keg glasses (the falls). As a bonus "trick" or "stunt" drinking often attracts free drinks for some reason.
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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My particular talent is bleeding and drinking.
If I have a good head wound I can even manage bleeding into the glass while I'm drinking from it. It doesnae bother me. A few others have said that it's disgusting. But what the fuck, I get to finish their drinks...
If I have a good head wound I can even manage bleeding into the glass while I'm drinking from it. It doesnae bother me. A few others have said that it's disgusting. But what the fuck, I get to finish their drinks...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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sometimes i fall down. its usually pretty funny
road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
"I AM TOO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN."
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i'm not saying i beat the devil, but i drank his beer for nothin'.... then i stole his song.
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I always manage to light myself on fire when drinking flaming drinks. Does that count?
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"
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I have the uncanny skill of saying the most un-tactful things in the world. Like commenting on very personal things to someone sitting next to me that I neither know nor have spoken to.
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Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
It will hurt less if you don't struggle.
It will hurt less if you don't struggle.
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Frightening tourists.One for the frog wrote:Going out for a beer and loosing memory.
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