I think it's time for genric "I hamnered thread" there should be another for the weekends I pretty sure this shoulld get longer that the 3 word one.
So it's Wednesday. I thought I was going to stay in tonight when a friend showed up and said "We should get drunk." I agreed then just as I was about to pass out another friend came along and said "Let's go to IHOP." IHOP may be the best food in the world when oyu rae drunk.
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I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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I'm pretty sure I'm not going to propose to Lenny or vice versa But I'll obviuosly have to be careful. Thank for the advice.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Unfortunate, well long story short: She/ other members of her wedding party may have exposed themselves and gotten into a fight. Members of the party stole bottles of booze after closing time and at one point she was on the hood of her new hubby's SUV screaming that she never should have married him it was the biggest mistake of her life. Then she got arrested on her wedding night.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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Sounds like a touching story FDC told me when we were dating. He was fapped to run a staff nco club and hosted a good old redneck wedding reception. Very nice: boys in dress blues, girls in chiffon. Dad's equipped with spit cups... The evening got louder and more profane as the hours ticked away. When the MPs arrived, the bride was straddling the groom's sister, busily gnawing away at her ear. The mother of the bride and the mother of the groom were duking it out in the men's toilet. Several of the attendants were having hot animal love in the parking lot. The lady bartenders had fled, and my darling was pouring them fast for the bride's father. At one point, he asked him if perhaps he wouldn't like to intervene in his relatives melee. Bride's dad declined, and continued to knock them back like a champ.
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I'm not hammered (I wish!) and I don't want to start thread to ask a very stupid question. This actually kept me awake last night for a bit. My question is did they ever get off Gilligan's Island. I never saw the last show. Were they rescued? What happened to them? Are they still there? Did the professor and Gilligan ever do it?
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yes in fact they did get off the island. it was in a made for tv movie. the movie was awful and at the end they were back on the islandLuckyStrikes wrote:I'm not hammered (I wish!) and I don't want to start thread to ask a very stupid question. This actually kept me awake last night for a bit. My question is did they ever get off Gilligan's Island. I never saw the last show. Were they rescued? What happened to them? Are they still there? Did the professor and Gilligan ever do it?
Still just figuring it all out. Still not really figuring it out.
Actually there were two tv movies. The first one they were rescued and at the end of the show they all got together on the SS Minnow II and guess what? You got it, another storm, another shipwreck, the same island. How lame.yes in fact they did get off the island. it was in a made for tv movie. the movie was awful and at the end they were back on the island
The second they were rescued again and Mr. Howe built a resort on the island where they all decided to work.
So, those poor bastards are still on that island.
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