I work at home. I trade stock. A lot of stock. For a lot of people. I'm extremely good at it.
That said, I'm routinely loaded before noon and trade drunk much of the time.
For those of you who have to work (gasp) in an actual place of employment that is not your house, how do you do it?
The Drunk and/or Drinking at Work Thread
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Drunk at work
"Well I took a fifth, and I poured me a shot.
And I thought about all the things that I haven't got,
And I drank that down, and I poured me some more
Kept drinking and pouring till I felt the floor"
And I thought about all the things that I haven't got,
And I drank that down, and I poured me some more
Kept drinking and pouring till I felt the floor"
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Ginger, where are you from?
I only ask because
you called it 'pop'.
Yanks generally call it 'soda' (while I snicker).
I only ask because
you called it 'pop'.
Yanks generally call it 'soda' (while I snicker).
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lunch breaks are good for getting drunk i also meet clients and that usually involves booze
The bottle was dusted but the liquor was clean >GD
There is no cooking wine, just wine >JP
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There is no cooking wine, just wine >JP
Ignignokt: We're here to take your pornography and sodomise our vast imaginations.
Err: So give us the damn magazines.
Carl: Oh, I'll give you a magazine there buddy - hay, it's full of hollow points, you're gonna love it, where I put those in a gun and put them in your brain.
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Re: Drunk at work
3 wrote:
For those of you who have to work (gasp) in an actual place of employment that is not your house, how do you do it?
Coffee + Bailey's or some other mixer that can easily be taken for one of those International Coffee's mixer thingys....They even have a Kaluha Flavor....which goes well with........
Cheers,
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Re: Drunk at work
good to see you back man, been a while eh?3 wrote:I work at home. I trade stock. A lot of stock. For a lot of people. I'm extremely good at it.
That said, I'm routinely loaded before noon and trade drunk much of the time.
For those of you who have to work (gasp) in an actual place of employment that is not your house, how do you do it?
BMMS is wrong.
LoJ 917
WWDJFD?
LoJ 917
WWDJFD?
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Hallelujah finally remembered my password (and that I signed up to the site). Anyhow boozing at work is all good for me, currently a student (yeah I know scum of the earth, but gimme a break I'm post grad now-paying my own way and all) and working at a local warehouse where it's pretty much mandatory to have a couple down the local at lunch with the lads( the few who refused didn't last long) and then stop off on the way home for a quick one(which is often the precursor to a much slower half dozen). Bringing in a hip flask barely raises an eyebrow any more. As for uni days I don't think anyone does those undrunk students or lecturers
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I get drunk at work
Yes I do. It's hard not to when you work in a night club.
I am responsible until the last hour of my shift then I practically swim in Manhattan's.
I love my job.
I am responsible until the last hour of my shift then I practically swim in Manhattan's.
I love my job.
I don't drink to forget the bad times. I drink to make good times.