Seeing as I've been watching a lot of good old Inspector Morse recently and there are some gems of drinking quotes in there. For those not in the know, Inspector Morse is a curmudgeonly, ale drinking, intellectual policeman who drives around Oxford in a Jag solving murders. Enjoy
Morse: They don't spell Australian beer with four Xs out of ignorance.
Morse: I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination.
Morse: The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop - and then go that bit further.
Morse: Is this a dagger which I see before me? I'd rather see a pint.
Morse: When I'm thinking, I get thirsty.
Morse: Drink that, Lewis, and loosen some brain cells.
Morse: Isn't it your round?
Lewis: Do you think another one's a good idea?
Morse: Think? That's why I want it - to think. I don't drink for pleasure!
Morse: There's always time for one more pint.
Lewis: You're not going to believe this, Sir - we have to visit a brewery!
Inspector Morse
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Inspector Morse
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I've always had a soft-spot for grumpy old men. :lol:
--ED: You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinkin’. We’ll have a Bloody Mary first thing, have a bite at the King’s Head, a couple at the Little Princess, we’ll stagger back here--Bang! We’re back at the bar for shots. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?
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GinSoakedGirl wrote:Morse: I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination.
I like this one.
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You're a good man. Now go and watch the rest of the series and proclaim its brilliance from the highest rooftop.JohnnyTequila wrote:GinSoakedGirl wrote:Morse: I always drink at lunchtime. It helps my imagination.
I like this one.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?