Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck
I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
Dead Kennedys - Too drunk to fuck
Drinking quotes from songs
Moderators: Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, oettinger, Judge
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
Alcohol makes us better human beings. - FKR
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson
- captain gonzo
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 769
- Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:44 am
- Location: Manchester, UK
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
I've drank that,
and i've drank this,
i've thrown up on a pint of piss
so what, so what,
so what so what you boring little cunt!
Anti nowhere league - so what
just cos it reminds me of all the abuse i got when i was young for my drinking habits.
and i've drank this,
i've thrown up on a pint of piss
so what, so what,
so what so what you boring little cunt!
Anti nowhere league - so what
just cos it reminds me of all the abuse i got when i was young for my drinking habits.
Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
If these lyrics don't strike a chord deep down inside you, there's something wrong with you.....
Before I Break, off "No Depression" by Uncle Tupelo
On liquor I spend my last dime
Sunday morning, 8am
Cursing myself again
Drinking like this one might be my last
Memories of making jokes
Too much beer and talk-show hosts
One of them that's fading fast
Here's to waking up at night
Drunk and undressed by the side of the road
You're still thinking
That you can't go on like this
Before I break down
You keep saying thanks so much, I can't live
Thanks so much, I've had enough
Well, it'd do me just fine to make it through the night
On liquor I spend my last dime
A worried man drinks a healthy drink
But he drinks nine or ten until he's done
Then he'll tell you his life story
But he won't stop until he's told you and everyone
Here's to waking up at night
Drunk and undressed by the side of the road
You're still thinking
That you can't go on like this
Before I break down
You keep saying thanks so much, I can't live
Thanks so much, I've had enough
Well, it'd do me just fine to make it through the night
On liquor I spend my last dime
Memories of making jokes
Too much beer and talk-show hosts
One of them that's fading fast
Here's to waking up at night
Drunk and undresssed by the side of the road
You're still thinking
That you can't go on like this
Before I break down
You keep saying thanks so much, I can't live
Before I Break, off "No Depression" by Uncle Tupelo
On liquor I spend my last dime
Sunday morning, 8am
Cursing myself again
Drinking like this one might be my last
Memories of making jokes
Too much beer and talk-show hosts
One of them that's fading fast
Here's to waking up at night
Drunk and undressed by the side of the road
You're still thinking
That you can't go on like this
Before I break down
You keep saying thanks so much, I can't live
Thanks so much, I've had enough
Well, it'd do me just fine to make it through the night
On liquor I spend my last dime
A worried man drinks a healthy drink
But he drinks nine or ten until he's done
Then he'll tell you his life story
But he won't stop until he's told you and everyone
Here's to waking up at night
Drunk and undressed by the side of the road
You're still thinking
That you can't go on like this
Before I break down
You keep saying thanks so much, I can't live
Thanks so much, I've had enough
Well, it'd do me just fine to make it through the night
On liquor I spend my last dime
Memories of making jokes
Too much beer and talk-show hosts
One of them that's fading fast
Here's to waking up at night
Drunk and undresssed by the side of the road
You're still thinking
That you can't go on like this
Before I break down
You keep saying thanks so much, I can't live
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
- Hoss
- Hoss
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- Inebriate Savant
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- Location: Johnson City, TN
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
When I die put that bottle in my hand
All these years on earth, it was my only friend
When you dig a hole and gonna bury me
Put that bottle of Jim Beam to rest beside me
GG Allin "Darkness and a Bottle to Hold"
All these years on earth, it was my only friend
When you dig a hole and gonna bury me
Put that bottle of Jim Beam to rest beside me
GG Allin "Darkness and a Bottle to Hold"
into each life a little stroh's must fall - surreal
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
i told my landlord and all the other tenants they could fuck off if they don't like hank- hellbound glory
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
:*(When I die put that bottle in my hand
All these years on earth, it was my only friend
When you dig a hole and gonna bury me
Put that bottle of Jim Beam to rest beside me
GG Allin "Darkness and a Bottle to Hold"
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- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3469
- Joined: Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:49 pm
- Location: 29.532839,-98.331709
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
If I go
Before I'm old
Oh, brother of mine
Please don't forget me if I go
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
Oh, and if I die
Before my time
Oh, sweet sister of mine
Please don't regret me if I die
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
I'm on bended knees, I pray
Bartender, please
When I was young, I never think about it
Now I can't get it out of my mind
I'm on bended knees
Father, please
Oh, and if all this gold
Should steal my soul away
Oh, sweet mother of mine
Please redirect me with this gold...
Bartender, you see
The wine that's drinking me
Came from the vine that strung Judas from the Devil's tree
His roots deep, deep in the ground
Bartender, you see
The wine that's drinking me
Came from the vine that strung Judas from the Devil's tree
His roots deep, deep in the ground
In the Ground...
I'm on bended knees
Oh, Bartender, please
I'm on bended knees
Father, please
When I was young, I never think about it
Now I just wanna run and die
I'm on bended knees
Oh, Bartender, please
Bartender, please...
Before I'm old
Oh, brother of mine
Please don't forget me if I go
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
Oh, and if I die
Before my time
Oh, sweet sister of mine
Please don't regret me if I die
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
Bartender, please
Fill my glass for me
With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free
After three days in the ground
I'm on bended knees, I pray
Bartender, please
When I was young, I never think about it
Now I can't get it out of my mind
I'm on bended knees
Father, please
Oh, and if all this gold
Should steal my soul away
Oh, sweet mother of mine
Please redirect me with this gold...
Bartender, you see
The wine that's drinking me
Came from the vine that strung Judas from the Devil's tree
His roots deep, deep in the ground
Bartender, you see
The wine that's drinking me
Came from the vine that strung Judas from the Devil's tree
His roots deep, deep in the ground
In the Ground...
I'm on bended knees
Oh, Bartender, please
I'm on bended knees
Father, please
When I was young, I never think about it
Now I just wanna run and die
I'm on bended knees
Oh, Bartender, please
Bartender, please...
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12664
- Joined: Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:49 pm
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
Neon shines through smoky eyes tonight,
Its 2 am, Im drunk again,
Its heavy on my mind, its heavy on my mind.
I could never love again,
So much as I love you.
Where you end, where I begin,
Is like a river going through.
Take my heart, take my eyes,
Cause Ill need them no more.
If never again theyll fall upon,
The one I so adore.
Excuse me please, one more drink.
Could you make it strong,
Cause I dont need to think.
She broke my heart,
My grace is gone.
Another drink and Ill move on.
One drink to remember,
And another to forget.
How could I ever dream to find a love like this again?
One drink to remember, another to forget...
Excuse me please, one more drink.
Would you make it strong,
Cause I dont need to think.
She broke my heart,
My grace is gone.
Another drink and Ill move on.
One more drink and Ill move on.
You think of things impossible,
Then the sun refuse to shine.
I woke with you beside me,
Your cold hand lay in mine.
Excuse me please, one more drink.
Could you make it strong,
Cause I dont need to think.
She broke my heart,
My grace is gone.
Another drink and Ill go...
Excuse me please, one more drink.
Could you make it strong,
Cause I dont need to think.
She broke my heart, my grace is gone.
Another drink and Ill move on,
One more drink and Ill move on.
One more drink my grace is gone.
Its 2 am, Im drunk again,
Its heavy on my mind, its heavy on my mind.
I could never love again,
So much as I love you.
Where you end, where I begin,
Is like a river going through.
Take my heart, take my eyes,
Cause Ill need them no more.
If never again theyll fall upon,
The one I so adore.
Excuse me please, one more drink.
Could you make it strong,
Cause I dont need to think.
She broke my heart,
My grace is gone.
Another drink and Ill move on.
One drink to remember,
And another to forget.
How could I ever dream to find a love like this again?
One drink to remember, another to forget...
Excuse me please, one more drink.
Would you make it strong,
Cause I dont need to think.
She broke my heart,
My grace is gone.
Another drink and Ill move on.
One more drink and Ill move on.
You think of things impossible,
Then the sun refuse to shine.
I woke with you beside me,
Your cold hand lay in mine.
Excuse me please, one more drink.
Could you make it strong,
Cause I dont need to think.
She broke my heart,
My grace is gone.
Another drink and Ill go...
Excuse me please, one more drink.
Could you make it strong,
Cause I dont need to think.
She broke my heart, my grace is gone.
Another drink and Ill move on,
One more drink and Ill move on.
One more drink my grace is gone.
I'll miss you, pallie.
- Hinchliffe
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 491
- Joined: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:41 pm
- Location: Suburban Blight, Texas (I know it's weird, but I'm a chick. Sorry to disappoint.)
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
Bonnie Raitt, "The Glow"
I need a drink
Don't want to think
I drink too much
But who's to say
What's right or wrong?
I guess you think you see
You're tellin' me
That I don't know
When it's passed the point
Of feelin' good
I run around and find
I just can't get satisfied
Tonight
Now there's a phone
I hear the sound
I needed to talk
But it's too late
For talkin' now
I guess I'll go alone
I feel a glow...
Here I am
Here I am
Here I am
What I need is a friend tonight
What I need is a friend
What I need is someone
What I really need is just one more drink
Tonight
I need a drink
Don't want to think
I drink too much
But who's to say
What's right or wrong?
I guess you think you see
You're tellin' me
That I don't know
When it's passed the point
Of feelin' good
I run around and find
I just can't get satisfied
Tonight
Now there's a phone
I hear the sound
I needed to talk
But it's too late
For talkin' now
I guess I'll go alone
I feel a glow...
Here I am
Here I am
Here I am
What I need is a friend tonight
What I need is a friend
What I need is someone
What I really need is just one more drink
Tonight
"Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life." -- Dorothy Parker
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
Hank III - My drinkin' problem
"She said she's gonna quit me,
If I didn't quit the booze.
So I just started drinkin' more,
To see if she would really choose.
And I have to hand it to that girl:
She meant every breath.
An' I'm glad she did, 'cause I was about,
To drink myself to death.
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
She packed up all her things and walked away.
Well, it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
Well, she said I had problems:
Boy, was she ever right?
To keep from goin' home to her,
I'd stay out, drunk, all night.
And I believe that woman left me,
In the nick of time.
If she'd a-stayed much longer,
I'd have drinked up my last dime.
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
She packed up all her things and walked away.
And it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
Yeah, it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today."
"She said she's gonna quit me,
If I didn't quit the booze.
So I just started drinkin' more,
To see if she would really choose.
And I have to hand it to that girl:
She meant every breath.
An' I'm glad she did, 'cause I was about,
To drink myself to death.
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
She packed up all her things and walked away.
Well, it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
Well, she said I had problems:
Boy, was she ever right?
To keep from goin' home to her,
I'd stay out, drunk, all night.
And I believe that woman left me,
In the nick of time.
If she'd a-stayed much longer,
I'd have drinked up my last dime.
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
She packed up all her things and walked away.
And it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today.
Yeah, it looks like off the bottle now is where I'm gonna stay,
Because my drinkin' problem left today."
"Don't give a damn how this turns out
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"
Drain bottles just to scream and shout
On the run from reality
Poison helps me and go flee"
- Two Hearted
- Drunker Than God
- Posts: 2055
- Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
- Location: North of Nowhere
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
"Closing Time"
Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she's the Angel of Compassion
she's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Ah we're lonely, we're romantic
and the cider's laced with acid
and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?"
And the moon is swimming naked
and the summer night is fragrant
with a mighty expectation of relief
So we struggle and we stagger
down the snakes and up the ladder
to the tower where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
but CLOSING TIME
I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
you were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
declaring, declaring, declaring that your body's really you
And I loved you when our love was blessed
and I love you now there's nothing left
but sorrow and a sense of overtime
and I missed you since the place got wrecked
And I just don't care what happens next
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
but there's nothing really happening
and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night
And my very close companion
gets me fumbling gets me laughing
she's a hundred but she's wearing
something tight
and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth
which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
Oh the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
It's CLOSING TIME
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
It's CLOSING TIME
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
But CLOSING TIME
I loved you when our love was blessed
I love you now there's nothing left
But CLOSING TIME
--Leonard Cohen
Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she's the Angel of Compassion
she's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's CLOSING TIME
Ah we're lonely, we're romantic
and the cider's laced with acid
and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?"
And the moon is swimming naked
and the summer night is fragrant
with a mighty expectation of relief
So we struggle and we stagger
down the snakes and up the ladder
to the tower where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
but CLOSING TIME
I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
you were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
declaring, declaring, declaring that your body's really you
And I loved you when our love was blessed
and I love you now there's nothing left
but sorrow and a sense of overtime
and I missed you since the place got wrecked
And I just don't care what happens next
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's CLOSING TIME
Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
but there's nothing really happening
and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night
And my very close companion
gets me fumbling gets me laughing
she's a hundred but she's wearing
something tight
and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth
which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of CLOSING TIME
Oh the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
It's CLOSING TIME
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's CLOSING TIME
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
It's CLOSING TIME
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
But CLOSING TIME
I loved you when our love was blessed
I love you now there's nothing left
But CLOSING TIME
--Leonard Cohen
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
--Smatter
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
I would rather be sloppy drunk, than anything I know
I would rather be sloppy drunk, than anything I know
Give me another half a pint boy, then you will see me go
Now I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Yes I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Now this is the reason why that I drink, I'm just trying to get along with you
I said oh, oh, bring me another half a pint
I said mmmmh, bring me another half a pint
Well I believe I'll get drunk boy, and then we gonna rock this joint
Well I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Yes I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Now this is the reason why that I drink, I'm just trying to get along with you
I said oh, oh, bring me another half a pint
I said mmmmh, bring me another half a pint
Well I believe I'll get drunk boy, and then we gonna rock this joint
~Jimmy Rogers, "Sloppy Drunk"
ps- there's a better version with funnier lyrics that has Muddy Waters and Pinetop Perkins as some of the backing musicians, but I wasn't able to find the lyrics anywhere online
I would rather be sloppy drunk, than anything I know
Give me another half a pint boy, then you will see me go
Now I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Yes I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Now this is the reason why that I drink, I'm just trying to get along with you
I said oh, oh, bring me another half a pint
I said mmmmh, bring me another half a pint
Well I believe I'll get drunk boy, and then we gonna rock this joint
Well I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Yes I love that moonshine whiskey now, tell the world I do
Now this is the reason why that I drink, I'm just trying to get along with you
I said oh, oh, bring me another half a pint
I said mmmmh, bring me another half a pint
Well I believe I'll get drunk boy, and then we gonna rock this joint
~Jimmy Rogers, "Sloppy Drunk"
ps- there's a better version with funnier lyrics that has Muddy Waters and Pinetop Perkins as some of the backing musicians, but I wasn't able to find the lyrics anywhere online
IN VINO VERITAS
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.
I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
flogging molly. "fuck you, I'm drunk"
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.
I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
flogging molly. "fuck you, I'm drunk"
IN VINO VERITAS
- yetiMonster
- Booze Head
- Posts: 38
- Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:29 pm
- Location: San Diego, California
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
Beer! by Psychostick (kinda surprised it's not already up here)
Link: http://www.onlylyrics.com/hits.php?grid=2&id=1002371
I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'Cuz the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
....and stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
OH!
Uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Let's go drink some beer!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am... (belch)
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I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'Cuz the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
....and stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
OH!
Uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Let's go drink some beer!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am... (belch)
Projectile vomiting, falling out of a tree, and a heavily overdrawn bank account are all indicators of "The Most Awesome Weekend Ever".
Monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by the other monkeys.
I'm already spending money I don't have, I might as well be friendly about it.
Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson, a progression.
Don't fly dry.
Monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by the other monkeys.
I'm already spending money I don't have, I might as well be friendly about it.
Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson, a progression.
Don't fly dry.
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
I love that pink it starts to bubble when you touch it
Rises to the top and I can't stop
Till it fucks me in the brain
More pink champagne!
Well I drank it with some dancing girls in Rio
And I drank it with an angel on cocaine
I'd even drink it from a dog bowl someone left out in the rain
And I'll drink it making movies in a studio that's stained
And I'll drink it till the world explodes
And all that there remains
Is the taste of pink champagne
Momus - Karaoke - El Topo (Taste of Pink Champagne)
Rises to the top and I can't stop
Till it fucks me in the brain
More pink champagne!
Well I drank it with some dancing girls in Rio
And I drank it with an angel on cocaine
I'd even drink it from a dog bowl someone left out in the rain
And I'll drink it making movies in a studio that's stained
And I'll drink it till the world explodes
And all that there remains
Is the taste of pink champagne
Momus - Karaoke - El Topo (Taste of Pink Champagne)
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Drinking quotes from songs
Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life.
There are those who drink...
and those who pound,
and those who don't...
are bound to frown.
No matter what you say do...
Always cheer your frosty brew!
For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.
time is a waste of life,
so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life.
There are those who drink...
and those who pound,
and those who don't...
are bound to frown.
No matter what you say do...
Always cheer your frosty brew!
For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer.