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BeerMakesMeSmart
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12664 Joined: Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:49 pm
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by BeerMakesMeSmart » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:36 pm
SternoBoy wrote: BMMS, my lad, you have no idea how right you are.
SternoBoy, my friend, you need to experience the Long Island Sound.
I'll miss you, pallie.
SternoBoy
Lord of Benders
Posts: 325 Joined: Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:09 pm
Location: clinton, ma
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by SternoBoy » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:37 pm
Oops, I read that as "Girls like that - I know" not that you know girls that are similar to dead fish. Either way, you're right.
I'm drunk and I vote
kowalski
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1585 Joined: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:37 pm
Location: England
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by kowalski » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:39 pm
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions
felinamojokitty
Boozing Like Bukowski
Posts: 4314 Joined: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:54 pm
Location: in my head
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by felinamojokitty » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:55 pm
something savory that leaves a nice slippery coating of oil on the lips...and in the tummy.
billbrasky
Super Drunkard
Posts: 157 Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:38 pm
Location: dirty south
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by billbrasky » Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:47 pm
Waffle House restaurants were concieved solely to serve greasy food to drunken jackasses. This is a little known, but, true fact.
the friends' discussions focus on admiration of Brasky's superhuman accomplishments, usually focused on his huge size, virility, celebrity connections, amazing tolerance for alcohol, and reckless disregard for human life.
fiyah
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6778 Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:04 pm
Location: Boozing Bodhisattva
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by fiyah » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:40 pm
Yep, run for the border..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
Screwball
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7064 Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
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by Screwball » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:43 pm
Fiyah wrote:
Yep, run for the border..
Run for the Toilet...
Yo quiero Charmin.
treetop
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2929 Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:49 am
Location: in the halls of shambala
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by treetop » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:58 pm
felinamojokitty wrote: something savory that leaves a nice slippery coating of oil on the lips...and in the tummy.
i can't believe nobody said anything.
aside from that, why is there no abrakebabra in the u.s.? anyone who's been to one (esp. in dublin) knows what i'm talking about.
best drunk food ever.
oh yeah.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:20 pm
Anything deep fried.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
Wingman
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5078 Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:44 pm
Location: on my way to a bar
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by Wingman » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:34 pm
billbrasky wrote: Waffle House restaurants were concieved solely to serve greasy food to drunken jackasses. This is a little known, but, true fact.
here's a fun drinking game: have someone drive you from atlanta to charlotte, or vice versa, and have a shot every time you see the word "waffle." you won't make it to the s.c. border.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
MethFront
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5093 Joined: Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:58 pm
Location: Cyberspace
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by MethFront » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:49 pm
kowalski wrote:
They call those gyros here... and they're good eats. I like a real jersey sub. Also, pizza. Hot wings are popular, i also like them anytime.
A genuine drunkard only for drinkin' but non-snack food...
Poutine. On those rare occasions when I can get it.
I can't even
imagine a reality where I would eat it undrunk... but when you've got a bunch of beer making noise in your gut...
Be safe everyone.
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere
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by Two Hearted » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:20 pm
[quote="methfront"]
Poutine. On those rare occasions when I can get it.
[quote]
Holy Fuck I forgot about POUTINE. I blame the rum.
HANDS DOWN THE BEST DRUNK FOOD THERE IS.
PERIOD.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
Emperor Awesome
Lord of Benders
Posts: 239 Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:49 pm
Location: Maryland
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by Emperor Awesome » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:21 pm
Fiyah wrote:
Yep, run for the border..
The idea of a crunchwrap supreme or three while hungover has the power to sexually excite me.
"I need a hundred beers...exactly one hundred, thank you."
-Nathan Explosion
"Does whiskey count as beer?"
-Homer Simpson
"Swaggering about in a garish new hat he seemed to say, 'Look at me, Rex Banner, I have a new hat.'"
"I am getting so drunk when we get paid for this."
-Sydney, Fallout 3
Fabricsoftner
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 743 Joined: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:46 pm
Location: Tampa. FL
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by Fabricsoftner » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:16 pm
oh fuck yea, taco bell. Or anything greasy. Or cheap.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
Rip Rufus
Hooching Like Hemingway
Posts: 3316 Joined: Tue May 15, 2007 2:16 pm
Location: On the border of Pineys Everywhere and Gaudy Summer Homes. Not far from Ghetto in the Woods.
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by Rip Rufus » Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:31 pm
Mocrowave soft pretzels + regular yellow mustard + Bacon Salt = Deliciousness
Oh, and here's the link for those that don't know about Bacon Salt:
http://www.baconsalt.com/
"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to." - A.J.S.
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