little known facts about Oettinger

[Nausea]

He walks around wearing high heels in his flat.

I wasn't sure if I should post this in the Nike bot thread but any way...these are the high heels he struts around in his flat:

Vomit. I also like the cheap and tacky motion blur around the shoes. Some lame ass Photoshopping suits them well!

[Badfellow]

Vicky Pollard called. She wants her shoes back.

[Artful Drunktective]

He is currently suffering from tuberculosis. Please send a get well card and a gift certificate for some Rebenschoppen (€ only please). It is much appreciated!!

[Artful Drunktective]

He wears Sassoon Jeans. Ooh Lala!

[Artful Drunktective]

His swimsuit when he comes to America.

[Artful Drunktective]

[ThirstyDrunk]

Once won a hamster in a coloring contest.

[Artful Drunktective]

He is starring in the "Wupperdorf Chainsaw Massacre" movie.

[Artful Drunktective]

He has the Tom Selleck Original Nose Hairs.

[oettinger]

Stay away from that mofo, he doesn`t look right to me

[Badfellow]

Soylent schnitzel is people.

[Artful Drunktective]

He isn't sure if he lost his hair from headbanging or from radioactive poisoning from playing on the toxic waste farm.

[Artful Drunktective]

He said when he was born he crawled out of an egg. Evidently he was hatched.

[Badfellow]

His parents grow potatoes in a Russian submarine.

[Badfellow]

The Marlboro is surgically attached to his fingers.