You Fucking SISSY!!!!!!!!!!
Have a Zima on me!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Hope you throw a LOT of empties into the street, pal!
**clink**
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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
corked whiskeys for everyone!
cheers!
cheers!
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Thanks to all for the birthday wishes.
This birthday I have been doing a lot of thinking. I mean, I am now 47 years old, I'm not a kid anymore, and I need to straighten up. I just can't take the hangovers anymore. I go to work every morning feeling like hell, and I am not at all productive for the first few hours. It's too much. Also I know I need to start paying attention to my health and taking better care of myself. I sometimes drink excessively and get crazy and dangerous. At times I have blacked out and don't remember anything I have done. This is stupid and irresponsible and it has to stop.
So with that I have decided to swear off alcohol, as I finish my final drink. Cheers to you all and good luck.
This birthday I have been doing a lot of thinking. I mean, I am now 47 years old, I'm not a kid anymore, and I need to straighten up. I just can't take the hangovers anymore. I go to work every morning feeling like hell, and I am not at all productive for the first few hours. It's too much. Also I know I need to start paying attention to my health and taking better care of myself. I sometimes drink excessively and get crazy and dangerous. At times I have blacked out and don't remember anything I have done. This is stupid and irresponsible and it has to stop.
So with that I have decided to swear off alcohol, as I finish my final drink. Cheers to you all and good luck.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Damn, getting your account hacked is no way to spend a birthday. Hopefully he's having enough fun that he's passed out in his room while his buddies fuck with him on his computer and not one of those Chinabot hackers at it again.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Thirsty was born exactly two days after me but exactly seven years before.
Coincidence? I don't think so: if you add 2 to 7 and then multiply it by 10 (month of October) and drink that number of PBRs, you have enough liquid in you to write Thirsty's real name and mine pissing in the snow for two days straight.
Some things were written in the stars I say.
Happy Birthday to our unique Ohio Viking.
Coincidence? I don't think so: if you add 2 to 7 and then multiply it by 10 (month of October) and drink that number of PBRs, you have enough liquid in you to write Thirsty's real name and mine pissing in the snow for two days straight.
Some things were written in the stars I say.
Happy Birthday to our unique Ohio Viking.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Burthday to you old son.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Have a good yin!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
And ... it's Friday! That calls for a three-day birthday party. Cheers, man.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
I saw your posts on youtube. As long as you don't eat the cork, you're allright, man.ThirstyDrunk wrote:Thanks to all for the birthday wishes.
This birthday I have been doing a lot of thinking. I mean, I am now 47 years old, I'm not a kid anymore, and I need to straighten up. I just can't take the hangovers anymore. I go to work every morning feeling like hell, and I am not at all productive for the first few hours. It's too much. Also I know I need to start paying attention to my health and taking better care of myself. I sometimes drink excessively and get crazy and dangerous. At times I have blacked out and don't remember anything I have done. This is stupid and irresponsible and it has to stop.
So with that I have decided to swear off alcohol, as I finish my final drink. Cheers to you all and good luck.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
I'm serious. I mean it. That's it.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Happy Birthday Thirsty.
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Oh, well that kinda sucks then. Happy birthday.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'm serious. I mean it. That's it.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
can i have your pbr and whiskey, then?ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'm serious. I mean it. That's it.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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