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Finding work that applies to your drinking shedule nowadays is hard to find
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:55 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 7:35 pm
work. drink.
Congrats, you found a new drink? I`m so happy for you!
Me too. yea!
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Sammy wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 3:19 pm
After a pot of coffee and breakfast, I went on patrol around the Hacienda in my golf cart, armed with a loaded 12 gauge and a cooler full of beer. It's necessary this time of year cuz of snakes, of which I dispatched a few, so now I'm hitting some vodka. Gotta protect my dogs man! I hate rattle snakes!
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I'd rather not. I'm allergic to nutshells.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Dear Booze wrote:
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Verne wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 2:06 pm
I also gave out a few handies for $5 each. It was a great day.


Handies? Is that what you call it? Dude, it's handsies....please.
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Well, the day itself is not worthy of mention. But sitting on a rural northwoods bar patio with a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea on the table... that's about it in a nutshell.
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If it's Saturday it's a 6pack of Mexican beer and fifth of premium tequila, except Casa Amigos and George Clooney. It's another day in paradise!
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Woke up disgustingly hungover. Went to a funeral. Rebuilt my home wifi system. Went shopping. Remained totally undrunk.

What a waste of a perfectly good Saturday.
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Smashed my fuckd up 2 toed foot on the bed frame. You think stubbing your toes huirtss? Try smashing a stub. I',m into my 3rd Old Dad 114 now but gotta be carful cause they quit making it the fuckerrs.
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Woke up at 7 am, day off. Took a shot of vodka and opened beer.

Watched 2 episodes of Peaky Blinders, ran errands. Had a few pints on the way.

Came back to apartment, had more vodka resumed with Peaky Blinders.
Finished vodka.

Went to city center to get a haircut again, had a pint before hand and after. Bought Whisky.

Stopped by on the way back to apartment for a couple of ciders in the last pub on the way with a friend.

Drinking Whisky and finishing off season 3.
Also it's really goddamnfuckingcuntishly hot.

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In honor of our nation's birthday, I spent the day learning about each and every state in the union. Today, I learned that Hawaii has eight islands and is a second-rate location to call home. Additionally, the native people are lazy and stupid. The official state passtime is weed whacking and people often trade land for a $70,000 truck. Finally, Hawaiian fire trucks double as off-road vehicles.
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Fucking awesome day! Started at my best friends house. Drank, ate, drank. We wanted to bust off some works but my Buddies Wife said no cuz of the fucking dog, so we relocated to my hacienda. Hilarity and large BOOMS ensued! LOL!

I'm still smelling the black powder

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Meandered into my office and didn't do a g.d. thing. Then left early.

Went with a friend and had some mid-day cocktails that cost over $18.00 each. Still was worth it albeit stupid.

Saw some lackluster fireworks / firecrackers/ non aerials.... super lame.

Due to the holiday, I must watch Team America again. (Fuck yeah!)

Discovered I don't know of anyone - myself included - who knows what t.f. Portuguese food entails.

Had some awesome drunkard conversations though!!
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Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:18 pm
In honor of our nation's birthday, I spent the day learning about each and every state in the union. Today, I learned that Hawaii has eight islands and is a second-rate location to call home. Additionally, the native people are lazy and stupid. The official state passtime is weed whacking and people often trade land for a $70,000 truck. Finally, Hawaiian fire trucks double as off-road vehicles.
"Passtime"? Uh...didn't you go to Harvard?? What are you, the Mayor of Honolulu?
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Evidently it is National Fried Chicken Day in the U.S.

A day to pay homage to gluttonously greasy fried food? Only in 'Murrica! (It's rather embarrassing for this country, isn't it?)
It should more aptly be called National Slave Labor Day for KFC employees around the nation.
What does this entail? Is this a celebratory thing? Are there parades like St. Patty's? Instead of pub crawls, everyone schleps their fat asses around going fried chicken hopping at various establishments? I love fried chicken...but this is a super ridiculous thing to have as a recognized national day. Especially if I don't get the day off from work. Or get any free fried chicken.

Unfortunately my place of employ doesn't recognize it as a paid holiday off or I'd be out celebrating at Dear Booze's local neighborhood Kenny Rogers Roasters or something. (He gets VIP treatment there, even on Un-Nat'l Fried Chicken Day so imagine the hook ups on a day like today!). But beings how Hooter's is one of the slave labor establishments today, I can't possibly get the the day off on one of the most busiest and profitable days of the year.***


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