Why I never married.
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Re: Why I never married.
Probably a reason why some of us are not married. I mean, look at us.
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Once again to iterate the intention of this thread, I never married because I knew I didn't stand a chance without being sued in divorce court and losing everything. So, I am reaping the bachelor dividend. The biggest cause of homelessness among men in America is divorce and family court. They drain men of all their assets because the laws are so skewed in favor of divorcing wives.
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Re: Why I never married.
what about a prenup, you get the children, I`ll take care of the money
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I'm surprised you would make a statement like this my dear family advocate. Most judges throw those pre nup contracts out of court because they are entitled to determine their validity. They claim it is illogical to have one contract (matrimony) hedged by another contract (pre nup) by the same parties. As for gold diggers, have your assets off shore so they can't get to them. Men should get rid of the bimbos. Would that be a bimbectomy?Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:30 amYes a prenup is a must to keep those gold diggers away.
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LMAO!
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Yes, bimbos. Gene Kocksack is available. Very, very available.
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The shame of it is, never wanted to give up my porn collection. Didn't want to be the hubby that got outed and lost everything in a divorce suit. Saw that coming miles away.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Me and the wife will fight over the porn collection... we should go 50/50 on it but we have favorites that we may both want. It was mostly collected together but we both brought some good stuff with us into the relationship.
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My future ex-wife probalby uses my upperdeck basketball cards as her own porncollect
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My future ex-boyfriend better have really good porn because I don't want to be the one to buy it all over again.
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Is this another episode of Dr. Phil?
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Let's just all agree on porn loving ugly people theory as main reason why most of us are single. Doesn't take a movement. Crap i get bored with women. They don't drink that much. Or they want cancerous little crapplings called kids. And i get why men don't want to get into that. I guess some of us are better left to run drunk,naked and free.
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I would never marry any woman who could accept me as a mate.
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