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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:28 pm

scream ale wrote:
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Mmm baked retard with cheese. Yummy.
Where do I find this? Pizza Hut?
It is actually on sale at Pizza Slut. Er Hut. 5 for $5 I believe. Must mention coupon when ordering.
No need to mention coupons. I have a VIP pass to Pizza Slut. It's like a backstage pass to a Mötley Crüe concert.
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Post by Nausea » Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:52 am

Smooth morning liquor.

With Kentucky Deluxe, it's always a bit rough getting started in the morning -- body wants to reject it. You have to take it slow, adjust, and then amp it up all in good time.

With this Sailor Jerry, a much smoother liquor, I can get started away no problem.

The woes of an economical drunk.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:02 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:52 am
Smooth morning liquor.

With Kentucky Deluxe, it's always a bit rough getting started in the morning -- body wants to reject it. You have to take it slow, adjust, and then amp it up all in good time.

With this Sailor Jerry, a much smoother liquor, I can get started away no problem.

The woes of an economical drunk.
And you love that????

Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Post by Nausea » Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:10 pm

oettinger wrote:
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Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read
Just don't change any of your passwords.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:14 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:10 pm
oettinger wrote:
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Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read
Just don't change any of your passwords.
Adolf69KKK is super easy to remember, you should try it too

And use it on your skype next time! We are waiting for you
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:14 am

My stunning drunken performance on a fake ukulele yesterday.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:25 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:14 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:10 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:02 pm
Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read
Just don't change any of your passwords.
Adolf69KKK is super easy to remember...
Part of me wants to use that for a band name.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:52 am

Throwing Oettinger's swim trunks across Badfellow's house when they were filled with sand and it scattered everywhere.
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Post by oettinger » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:25 am

Yeah that was hilarious.
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Post by Badfellow » Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:56 pm

Yeah, yeah. Shaking the sand out of your drunken vag all over the house. Good times.
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Post by scream ale » Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:25 pm

Badfellow wrote:
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Yeah, yeah. Shaking the sand out of your vag all over the shop. Good times.
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Post by scream ale » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:45 pm

Booze and Maiden. A fucking winning combo every time .
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Dear Booze » Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:31 pm

The TV gameshow "Cash Cab"
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:14 pm

^ ^ ^Love me some Benjamin Bailey all day,
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Post by Nausea » Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:55 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:31 pm
The TV gameshow "Cash Cab"
I used to watch this a bunch. The trivia isn't at expert Jeopardy level, which is nice. I'm impressed that he can navigate New York City traffic while running the show.

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