In my opinion, if you drink hard enough, you should be rewarded with an extra day off to get drunk.
The true champions will emerge as the class that never has to work.
Where is this coming from? Well: tomorrow, stay away from me. Gulps.
Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Today wasn't nearly as fun as yesterday. At least there's booze and cats and leftovers at the end of the day.
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Today was almost perfect, the only things that stung like a thorn were: The puppy being an ass at five something in the morning, the puppy being an ass at eight something... and stupid tenants calling with stupid complaints
The rest was nice, sun not to hot, getting drunk early, watching recorded sports from last night hanging out on the balcony stuff like that
The rest was nice, sun not to hot, getting drunk early, watching recorded sports from last night hanging out on the balcony stuff like that
Drink!
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woke up with a horrible hangover this morning which is rare for me...one of those ones where your head is splitting apart. had 2 codeine tablets and a beer and went back to bed. woke up in the afternoon feeling great. since then I've fired the smoker up and drank ice cold cans of stella all day. been pretty fuckin great. the champions league final tonight as well so got a few buddies coming round. gonna switch to highballs pretty soon..probably rum and cokes.
I FUCKING LOVE WEEKENDS.
I FUCKING LOVE WEEKENDS.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
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This is an excellent resource to have access to. Me? I'm stuck with ibuprofen for hangover headaches.benitobeast69 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:16 pmhad 2 codeine tablets and a beer and went back to bed.
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Spent the sunny hours in the pub drinking steadily with friends. Then went to see Martha Reeves & the Vandellas, who were great. Then drank more. Woke up this morning, watched a documentary on the Beat Farmers. Now...pub? Pub.
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Shane-O-Matic wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:27 amSpent the sunny hours in the pub drinking steadily with friends. Then went to see Martha Reeves & the Vandellas, who were great. Then drank more. Woke up this morning, watched a documentary on the Beat Farmers. Now...pub? Pub.
Sunny hours. It's been warm here in Bangor (not the Wales one)
I mowed the garden but kept away from some wild lavender that might be indigenous...?
It was quite warm outside. Perhaps approaching 88 MPH (Metrical temPoral Humidity) which would lead me back in time.
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Met a contractor today who might be related to this guy...
He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.
Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".
He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.
Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".
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I commited murder.
Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
Drink!
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Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:16 pmMet a contractor today who might be related to this guy...
He showed up to the job site at 8:30 this morning riding a Harley... barefoot. His bid came in $1200 under the other concrete guys, so we cracked a beer and shook on it.
Went to lunch at 1:00. Lounged on the patio and drank pitchers of margarita until 4:00 before deciding to "call it a day".
Tell him you'll pay cash for a discount. That's usually good for an extra 10% off in my experience.
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Horrible! Abuse of alcohol, spilling it on the ground. Lousy cartons.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:49 pmI commited murder.
Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... getting stopped by a cop would have been the icing on the vodka slushy
Btw, 12-pzcks of vodka is decently insane.
Now gotta go find an image to marvel and adore.
Pro-tip: always carry a good straw.
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It was a bottle from one of these vodka sixers he accidentally broke. Thankfully I was aisles away so I just kept walking and pretended I didn't know him. I didn't want to bear witness in case he started slippin' and slidin' on it like Badfellow did on a dropped sixer of Hamm's. I also kept walking and pretended I didn't know him as well.
Okole maluna!
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At least you didn't break a bottle in your possession.
I can just see Oett at the tail-end of a session. He breaks the last bottle. He passes out on the floor after licking up as much of it as possible.
Then, shits glass while hung over.
I can just see Oett at the tail-end of a session. He breaks the last bottle. He passes out on the floor after licking up as much of it as possible.
Then, shits glass while hung over.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Work was a breeze.
Drinking some delicious beer now while my free (gift card from Xmas) cheese pizza bakes.
Life is good.
Drinking some delicious beer now while my free (gift card from Xmas) cheese pizza bakes.
Life is good.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.